She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
