well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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