My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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