That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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