if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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