I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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