i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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