Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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