then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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