sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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