I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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