Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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