if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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