So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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