nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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