youre lurking in front of me
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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