the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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