I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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