You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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