please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Its about making memories worth repressing
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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