is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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