I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
i now understand why vodka
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
