A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
