This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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