Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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