NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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