the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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