Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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