I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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