I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
This is classic penis vs brain.
A bitchslap is in order.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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