Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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