she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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