yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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