so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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