we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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