she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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