so explain again why im purple
no
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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