We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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