Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Drake has all the answers
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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