Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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