You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He did a backflip because drugs
Verdict: uncircumcised.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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