Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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