she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
