Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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