Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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