I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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