i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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