You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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