I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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