She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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