hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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